VJ's Oscar dress.
(She wore pink long before Gwynneth Paltrow thought of it!  Nyahhh)


VJ and the head of ABC Security.
(Don't worry; he changed clothes before the show.)


Outside on the red carpet beneath an Oscar statue.
A papparazzi took this picture, exclaiming,
"Now there's an Oscar dress!"  ~simper~
(Yeah, and who tracked him down and bought his picture?)